SO here it is Wednesday...
*Bead Table Wednesday*
I look at my schedual and think,
"Will I get anything listed today?"
After posting some pictures of my
work in progress studio
I got several emails asking
"Why do you have all that product
and nothing in your store?"
Not so complex a question
but one I ask myself every day.
I thought about my average day.
Up at 6:00 am extracting the puppy from her bed and
making her pee ( 20 minutes).
Check small pets for food/water/signs of life.
Performing warm blanket extractions
on four children and making lunches.
Try to eat a quick breakfast myself
and find kiwi in container with bird poo.
Last bus loads about 8:25.
Returning to the house it takes about an hour to
make it look like Attilla the Hun
doesn't live here with
his jolly band of brothers.
That gets me to 9:30.
Shower and a few phone calls
and probably at least
one call from the nurse,
someone forgot their lunch, project, head
and it's 11:00...
How did that happen?
Dog must pee again and it's time for her 20 minute walk.
I attempt to run and dog trips me.
*Cravings for chocolate hit*
...and it's LUNCHTIME...
How the heck did that happen?
Shove piece of chocolate, 5 garbanzo beans
and a coffee down.
Give dog a treat and yell at her
when she tries to bury it
in bathroom waste basket.
Sit in studio and wonder
where this mess came from.
Realize I took some pictures yesterday
and could upload and edit!
Back to computer.
Remember for each item you need 5 good pictures.
So take 20 good pictures of each item
find 3 that aren't blurry
and realize there is a dead bug in every picture.
*Look for chocolate again*
Find extra pictures of 8yr olds nostrils
and dogs tongue
after he "didn't use my camera".
Go back to studio and hear
middle school bus
Son takes dog for walk.
I throw a load of laundry in and
slip in dog vomit,
get rest of kids off bus.
time to start dinner : (.
Nevermind if there are
Oh and math homework.... I LOVE new math.
You've got 62 cantalopes, 3 friends and a mustache...
How many miles is it to France?
HOW THE HELL DOES EVERYONE GET STUFF DONE?
I'll let you use your imagination from there.
But in a nutshell this is why I don't get anything done.
What's your excuse? lol
I'm off to find more chocolate...
Happy Wednesday, Patty
Oh and by the way I need
22 dollar store toys,
a Spring craft,
3 placement letters,
1 teacher gift,